cheetogrub
a guy who has very high expectations of women, but none regarding himself. generally a slovenly person who spends a lot of time hunched over a keyboard, and is dusted liberally with cheeto powder (thus the name). some of it may be ground into his keyboard and/or stuck on his chin and clothes.
“my cheetogrub cousin says he wants a “beautiful girl that wears makeup, nice dresses, and straightens her hair every day” while sitting there in a pit-stained t-shirt and dirty socks”
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