Conquered the forest


to be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.
person 1: “i haven’t seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. where did you get so many?”
person 2: “i conquered the forest, so i’ve got a ton of furs!”

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