cheez-it sand


the salty, ocean of crumbs in the bottom of a cheez-it bag.
“oh no, the cheez-its are gone! i am going to throw the bag out!”
“no! that’s my cheez-it sand! that’s not trash, that’s treasure!”
“are you sure?”
“yes im sure, cheez-it sand is the best in the land!”

Read Also:

  • chicago suburbs

    “i’m from chicago…” … but you’re really not from chicago chicago suburbs

  • Chocolate Torte

    made through the act of shoving one’s fist up another’s b-tt. once removed, you’ve created a chocolate torte. jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with claire last night. she could barely walk today.

  • chola

    a trashy hispanic girl ew. she talks like a chola. why would you hang out with her? the girls my brother gets pregnant he knocked up another chola! ese pendejo! hardcore latina g-ngb-ngers. they usually have thin, arched, angry looking tattooed-on or penciled-on eyebrows, brown or dark red lip liner, ‘monroe’, eyebrow and nose piercings, […]

  • cob stomp

    curb stomping somebody with an emphasis on their genitals. for males, this would be an emphasis on their p-n-s (cob). deshawn: “ayyo you seen jarvacius lately?” n-gg- quan: “naw man he dindu nothin but he got cob stomped to sh-t fo some malt liquor”

  • cock chonging

    when a female performs hardcore oral s-x on a male, basically deep throating that sh-t till the sl-t chokes. i love c-ck chonging


Disclaimer: cheez-it sand definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.