cheezit


one of the greatest baked snack crackers ever. made with real cheese, and tastes amazing. sold in different flavors. also spelled cheez-it.
i could live off of cheezits.
a delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. commonly found in the presence of master magician david blaine.
david blaine: what are you drinking?
guy 1: i’m drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
guy 2: yeah, it’s his favorite!
david blaine: orange soda, huh. what else is orange?
guy 1: what else is orange? well, uh, i dunno, cheezits?
-david blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits-
guy 2: oh… what the eff?!?!?
guy 1: cheeeeziiiitsssss!!! cheezits! cheezits! cheezits!
a scrumptious food item consisting of 1×1 inch squares of baked cheezy goodness. this particular snack food carries the slogan “get your own box”.
a: cheez-it’s? awesome, can i have some?

b: dude, get your own box, and stop being so gay. we’re just roommates, it doesnt automatically make us friends.

a: sorry.
pretty much the best f-ckin baked snack cracker of all time. 100% real cheese. something everyone likes, and for those who dont. well, take a look at rosie o’donell.
todd: oh em gee can i have some cheez-its? nick: no f-cker, get your own box. as a matter of fact, just get the h-ll away from me.
a cheesy smack food that no other food can compare to. also known as the best food in the universe and considerably better than reese cups.
person: dude those cheez-its are so better than reese’s
verb – to leave in a hurry, usually from impending doom or harm to one’s person
the cops showed up at this kegger so we totally had to cheez it out of there.
an expression meaning to leave the premises.
here come the cops! cheezit!

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