Chef On


the act of cooking at a ridiculously high level, and doing whatever it takes to take down your opponent.
1. john – dude that fettuccine looks awesome

bob – yeah i know, i totally had my chef on.

2. john – why are those m-ffins green?

bob – because i didn’t have my chef on.

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