Chef’s Hat
a half-used tampon which, due to it’s incomplete insertion, has only expanded at the top
“i can’t believe that club sk-nk left a chef’s hat in my kitchen”
after the romanian girl guides left the hostel all that remained were 5 chef’s hats clinging precariously to the ceiling.
s-xual term used as both a noun and a verb that refers to either the act of a group of men depositing large quant-ties of s-m-n onto the hair of a woman or man and then pulling the hair upwards.
noun: frankly sarah-jane, we were all a little disappointed when you didn’t come back with your chef’s hat on.
verb: that girl was so dirty she was begging us to chef’s hat her.
a piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally cl-ssified as “insane”, and size-wise, they are somewhere between “chubby” and “morbidly obese”)
“whooooohooooohooohaw! the zebras have taken over the b-tter junction! time to put on my chef’s hat!!!”
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