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• Beerble Thumper

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• RDoIB

  residual deer on ice b-n-r. a semi-chub stemming from pure excitement and happiness of seeing a deer struggling to get across an ice covered pond, or the residual effects of just thinking about it later. man, remember when that deer was on that ice and flopping all over the place? yeah man, i’m totally rdoib’n

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