Chelmsford Potato
the art of stuffing mashed potato up an ess-x girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!
john: i was bored watching eastenders last night so i got the other half to give me a chelmsford potato
chris: you are a sick f-ck jonny boy!
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