Chelsey Martin
the epitome of perfection.
athletic, beautiful, funny, smart, & happy.
envied by all.
guy: “d-mn i wish i was with chelsey martin”
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girl: “d-mni wish i was like chelsey martin… her life is so perfect”
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- Chess Tactics
a move in chess where the opponent is so utterly fl-stered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm. player 1: check, b–tch! check out them chess tactics. observer: d-mn, those are some fine tactics. player 2: cr-p! you just […]
- Chewed Chocolate
an african american’s p-n-s which has been bitten while receiving oral intercourse. holy sh-t!!! that girl bit down so hard she made chewed chocolate!!!
- chicken asshole
another term for the chicken rings at white castle. should be pr-nounced “chicken -sshowle” some people may have trouble digesting these, especially after a long night of binge drinking. scrumdidlyumptuous “let’s go to white castle and get some chicken -sshole, i’m craving them”
- Chicken like
someone or something that has chicken like features that dude has a chicken like nose
- chill-fucked
when you are so f-cked up that you can just sit by a fire for ten hours and not give a sh-t. the best feeling in the world. normally the result of being stone drunk, baked as h-ll, or rollin your nuts off. jons been staring at the fire for two and a half hours… […]