Chelski

an english subsidary of a russian mafia syndicate
if we don’t win the t-tle we will steal it.
what english premier league club chelsea have become known as since roman abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.
vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.
sh-tty premiership club from london,owned by a russian mafia boss – roman abramovich – which aplauds every their goal like a f-ckin´ f-ggot and pounds mourinho´s -ss after the matches.chelski has no history whatsoever.plays every year with a different squad.the club´s manager is a cheating and arrogant nitwit who has no idea of football and threatens uefa referees.
-how many games haven’t chelski beaten -rs-nal in premiership?
-17.
chelski, also known as chelsea. a london based football club which is owned by a russian billionaire named: roman abramovich.

with out their comrad roman abramovich, chelsea would still be a n-body, not that they are a somebody, they are just famous for buying players who like to dive and cheat in matches.

chelski are a very poor team, always have been and always will be.
chelski have the ball and drogba is cleanly tackled by ashley cole for -rs-nal to win possession of the ball…the ball is kicked out of play for yet ‘another’ drogba related incident…diving little pillow biter.
a business who claim to play football. chelski claim to be based in london.
moscow’s richest football club.

“did you go and watch chelski on sunday tom?”
“nah, there weren’t any coaches to russia”
the nickname given to chelsea football club since russian billionaire roman abramovich became owner.

manager claudio ranieri had no idea what to do with all the money thrown at him, but since he was sacked and jose mourinho became manager they have become premiership champions in his first season there.
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the worlds sh-ttest team who are not going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy)

formally known as chelsea, now owned by some f-cked up russian. buyin everyone in the world but will not win the premiership
a russian sport club founded in 2003 by the founder roman abramovich who is also a russian mafia boss. it has no history whatsoever and achieved nothing before that. it’s the most shameful russian football club (though based in london): the fans are shameful, the founder is shameful, and most of the managers are shameful. fans have no loyalty and most of them are foreign kids who first knew the team from fifa games. they treat their managers who brought them trophies like trash. no one in their right mind wants to work at this shameful club, they just go there to grab some cash and get some result on their cv and then leave, like rafa. the team is expect to disappear and relegated to league 2 after roman got bore with spending money on football.
chelski fan1: hey mate, who is starting tonight?
chelski fan2: it’s that pacy bloke… i couldn’t pr-nounce his name right.
chelski fan1: yeah, robinsicski something …. glad we got him from last transfer window.
chelski fan2: what’re u talking lad? robinsicski went to city.
chelski fan1: ah..sorry mate i got confused. i mean i got him transferred in fifa 16.