what happens in your pants when a female of your choice walks in the room.
the chemical reaction felt good last night.
to have the shiz… it’s a quality, a power, a kind of cool that you get out of nowhere. also see dodeca-shiznicity. i got the shiznicity here, beating the shiz outta ian at tetris.
it could happen. never say never. “do you know what would happen if you and chris got married? you’d be chriss squared!” “it could happen, never say never!” crisscolfer = the ship that sails itself. crisscolfer is the pairing of glee stars darren criss and chris colfer in a romantic or s-xual way. the pairing […]
- Up shit creek without a paddle
(idiom) to be in an undesirable situation-. -elitist would actually enjoy this. a scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. the bad situation being ‘sh-t creek’ and the ‘paddle’ being the solution. germans: ‘oh nao, we haz lost ww1 and now have tons of debt and […]
- Chair Ass
the natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker’s physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker’s desk chair. commonly applies to […]
- Nigger McNigger Sandwich
a scrumptious sandwich which can be found at big nig’s reasturant. sh-t man that n-gg-r mcn-gg-r sandwhich was the mack sh-t you gotta try one chase.