chemical warfare


track 7 off the dead kennedys first alb-m “fresh fruit for the rotting vegetables”

written by jello biafra, the song is a parody of the arms race that existed between the usa and the soviets concerning m-ssive weapons.

its main point driven home though gives a very witty and satirical look at the thoughts of dropping mustard gas on country club golfers on a sunny afternoon.

has one of the best punk guitar riffs of all time!
chemical warfare
chemical warfare
chemical warfare
warfare, warfare!
refers to one about to unleash a m-ssive gaseous ripper from his/her lower flanks that will drive everyone in the room out of the room.
i am about to commit chemical warfare in here!!!
the smart and usually simple tactic of taking someone you like out even though they are not interested in you and pumping them full of alcoholic drinks until they succ-mb to your amazing charms.

often used by people who have befriended a person of the opposite s-x who is hindered from persuing a relationship with them due to factors like already having a significant other.
ken: dude, can’t believe you nailed that girl. she wasn’t even talking to you until you bought her a drink.

dave: yeah dave, i’m a master at chemical warfare.

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