chemistry shits
when you have to fart or sh-t but you’re not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. but you’re too scared to experiment.
guy a: dude, i need to find a bathroom asap.
guy b: why, what’s up?
guy a: i’ve got the chemistry sh-ts.
guy b: brutal!
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