chereni
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it’s when the girl you just hooked up with takes a sh-t in your clogged toilet, is too embarr-ssed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse. “bro… that girl i took home last night left my place with a filipino doggy bag”
- with out a wellington
1. british slang for engaging in entercourse without he use of a condom. 2. unprotected s-x last night my new girl friend and i finally went all the way! i got all up in her with out a wellington! felt everything!
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a true s-x god i wish i was a santaguida
- halloween blowjob
when a partner places a piece of cloth (preferably a white blanket) over themselves and the erect p-n-s of a male and proceeds to perform f-ll-t– while making ghost noises. alex- i love getting halloween bl-wj-bs from my girl. sean- i know, the ghost noises really help me get off.
- porcelain porridge
you have just finished the leftover chinese take out that you found sticky in the fridge a week later. approximately 30 min. after guzzling down some stale rice and slimy nuggets of some sort of chicken/cat you start to feel your poor dining decision crawling through your lower bowels ready to be birthed. you awkwardly […]