chernobutt
when your sh-t is so powerful, it renders the bathroom inhospitable for the next 20,000 years.
mike: hey dude, do not go in there, those tacos caused reactor number two to melt down.
dave: what?
mike: what don’t you get? the half life on my -ss ran out, i pulled a chern-b-tt, the sh-tter can no longer function. it is a harrowing disaster, the toilet paper has mutated, it will be featured in a call of duty campaign.
dave: i think it i get it now.
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