cherokee high school

a crowded school in south jersey where stoners outnumber alchoholics 3-1 and where the jock mentality is in full effect. south jersey’s new t-tle for cherokee highschool is stoner high ever since a frosh got arrested for smoking pot at a dance.
25 arrests of cherokee students in 04 for possesion of illegal substances 12 arrests fo under age drinking
the high school where there is absolutly no parking. where they build a junior lot that fills by 6:50, and where the cops get tingly feelings by tickiting you for being in the no stopping no standing zones even though there is no other possible parking. the high school that you pull up to a half hour before homeroom starts, and cringe as you realize there is not a single sp-ce on either side of the road, and the neigborhood is full…you say a few words of prayer as you pull in front of the no parking no standing sign, hope for the best only to walk out after 13th period to find a $125 ticket placed ever so elegantly under your wiper blades. cherokee, the school that takes pleasure in using huge orange cones to block off what little parking we do have; the school where you wish your friends would just fail their license tests so they don’t hog up your potential parking sp-ces.
i have received 5 tickets in the past few months for no parking no standing. the announcement made today: “students, we need to keep a good relation with brush hollow, don’t park the wrong way…dont park there at all…”
best example, the huge, pointless orange cones.
a south jersey school that rapes its rival shawnee in every sport, the biology teachers are bell ends and a sophmore english teacher and wood teacher often engage in acts of h-m- s-xuality, this is also a school where douche bag parents complain that their worthless children are fat and blame this on the school lunch, as a result the school lunch now sucks starting this year. it is not called herion high either.
gerard and daniel were often packing fudge at the cherokee high school staff meetings.
cherokee highschool is quite an interesting place. you may be a freshman, or soph-m-re, but you’re not treated like you’re in highschool until you reach 11th grade. you must shove food down your throat in 25 minutes, and if you wish to take your vitamin water out of the lunch room, you pretty much have to shove it up your -ss and walk out with it…trust me, they’ll find it anywhere else. despite that fact that over 25,000 text messages fly out of the building during the first half of the day, teachers still treat phones as if we’re going to use them to nuke the d-mn place. parking is ridiculous. you do not have to get there at 6:30 to get a spot. the only time you do is when noob juniors who just got their licenses tell every other f-cking junior you need to get there at the crack -ss of dawn, or it’ll be full. thank you -ssholes. anyone in psych would agree with the following 3 word description of said parking issue…self fulfilling prophecy. stereotyping and ignorance among peers is at such a high level that a girl can’t join a sports team without someone deeming them lesbo, and a guy can’t have even the slightest sense of style without being labeled a f-g. most people in cherokee need serious reality checks, because as soon as highschool is over those are the only kinds of checks they’ll be seeing. that’s right girls, no more mommy&daddy funds. grow up.
(2 girls leaving cherokee highschool after 13th period)

“omg girl, we have to go shopping today!”

“let’s do it! i still have my mom’s last blank check!”
a high school in new jersey. where sterotyping is in full force, and everyone has a jock mentality. despite the fact that everyone acts tough, 99.5% of students can fight, and fights just about never happen. beware of this school if you are slightly different from the mold of an all american red neck rich kid. everyone complain about nothing, being that all the kids are rich beyond belief. football players and other jocks are favored over everyone else. the school consists of jocks, stoners and red neck, and a small group of people who do not fit that catagory. 90% of the students have no future whatsoever and -ssume that they can do all the drugs and partying they want, and still be fine. very few of the students have any problems or face legitament hardships, despite what they might say. unless you are a spoiled rich kid, red neck white trash, stoner, junkie or a jock, you will not enjoy cherokee, and you should move to a city, or a better sub urb.
“after the football game, the team fromcherokee high school got really high and went around har-ssing kids they deemed were losers”
a large high school in south jersey where the teachers (coaches, really) have s-x with the students, the loser seniors of ’04 pulled a prank that unbelievably made mtv, and the sports teams can not beat their rival, shawnee high school, at anything, despite valiant efforts. although commonly referred to as “heroine high,” the instances of drug use are highly exaggerated, although burn outs do hang out and smoke pot on the weekends, also turning up drunk at school dances. a genuinely “interesting” place.
cherokee high school
a amazing highschool in marlton new jersey where the 2009 football team is state champs. has great sports teams and rapes shawnee every year. has the most students of all the high schools in the surrounding area. just boss at everything
the cherokee high school cheifs will be 2010 champs agian