Cherry Surprise
a female deliberately failing to tell a dude that she’s on her period before he proceeds to go down on her.
“i was p-ssed off at him for that strawberry shortcake he gave me last week, so i gave him a cherry surprise.”
while the male is positioning his p-n-s between a womans heaving bosum and then he proceeds to -j-c-l-t- on the females face and then punches her in the nose and yells “surprise”.
my b-tch called the cops after i gave her a cherry suprise last night
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