chesapeake beach
a sh-thole town in upper calvert county, maryland. also known as the most corrupt place in the state. home to the “rob & steal” a hotel, restaurant and “bingo hall”. bingo is really code for slot machine and there are hundreds of unregulated rip-off machines in this tiny town. of course, the hotel is owned by the former mayor who is known by locals as “boss hogg” but even small town mayors who own all the commercial property in town have a boss themselves. maryland’s lifetime senate president also resides there and is known for knocking off any compet-tion to boss hogg in exchange for kickbacks. bribery and corruption are out in the open. the most attractive qualities of the town are its bikers, drug dealers and hookers. just go into any bar to find what you need!
wanna go down to chesapeake beach? nah man, last time i was there i lost all my money on slots, got in a fight with a biker and then caught clamydia from some girl named krusty kristy!
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