Chesoteric Octavarium
chesoteric octavarium is an expansion on “chester esoteric”, with some slight alterations. it is in a chamber, which has 8 perfect sides and only one entrance. the important part is that this entrance is also the exit. another important point is that, when you spot a chesoteric octavarium ( the ritual) the “chester” and person being “chester’d” are surrounded by no less or more than 800 clan members.
in recent years since the popularity of the brown munks has declined, dead clan members suffice to make up the lack of numbers, as the 800 includes both living and “spiritual” ent-ties.
teacher “chesoteric octavarium only occurs every 8000 years, so you have to catch it quick children!”
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