Retail Droid


a retail slave who has been -ssimilated by their store (like star trek’s borg)making them robotic and forcing them to do whatever bidding the store commands. retail droid -ssimilation is most commonly found in retail management.
the customer just called jennifer a b-tch and she smiled and said “thank you.” dude, she’s turned into a retail droid.

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