chest farts


when two people lay in the missionary position and create a pocket of air between their stomachs. when more pressure is applied, the air is release making a farting sound. this mostly occurs during s-x or extreme make-out sessions.
guy 1: “dude, last night i could not stop laughing after all those chest farts while me and amber were gettin’ it on.” guy 2: “hah, always gets ya. d-mn sweaty chest farts.”

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