chester
a guy with an incredibly large c-ck, and and an equally large personality, he’s a dime but not very smart. everyone likes chester but he’s an -ss-hole, he’s attractive but never has a girlfriend, stays lowkey, and is funny as h-ll. he makes you feel like a princess, and when he’s not with you, you miss him instantly. he has an uncanny magnetic personality. a lot of guys don’t like him but still show him respect. in summary a great person
i honestly really wish chester would get his head out of his -ss and notice me!
rhyming slang, as in “chester the child molester”, a term for a pedophile. an older jail inmate’s expression.
“that new prisoner is ‘chester the child molester.’ ”
a c-cky, arrogant person
this fat chester and his looser friends think they can get along with that arrogant att-tude..
a child molester or one that likes young girls
you’re such a chester.
(verb)
-to argue about something you know nothing about.
-to regurgitate information you’ve heard elsewhere without actually knowing the facts behind it.
windmills have no benefits!
are you serious? wow, you’re totally chestering right now.
obamacare is so expensive.
where’d you chester that from, fox news?
a very good cat name, not over-used and not embarr-ssing for your cat. also quite good when baby-talking your cat. do not use for a dog, isn’t as nice
person a: do you have a cat or dog?
person b: i’ll give you a hint: his name is chester
person a: ohh so it’s a cat! cool name
a word that defines the person who speaks it. if you think it means something perverted, it is because you read p-rno and have likely been to jail. if you think it means historical people and geographical places, you are intelligent and you will likely be remembered favorably in history also.
bad examples: chester the molester was a comic strip in a p-rno and a nickname for perverts. good examples: chester city, chester river, chester county, and chester a. arthur (a respected president of the united states)
chester, is a village in nova scotias south sh-r-. there is a lot of gang warfare here and a lot of binge drinking done on the ocean in boats both powered by engine and sail. some of the residents are extremely into sailboat racing with many owners boats being crewed by rum and coaine fuelled young adults. these sailboat races usually end up in late into the night benge drinkings and with your girlfriend having s-x with one of your friends. if you go to chester bring a straw and its not for your drink. or a bill but you cant spend it.
chester is a drinking town with a sailing problem.
i went to chester race wekk and stayed up for 4 days getting liquored.
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