facebook messenger
a means by which creepy people communicate with people that they’re not actually friends with
amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. you should definitely call the police
amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic becky?
becky: no.
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