Chestermite
a chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in west valley city utah, more specifically between 2100 s. south to 3100 s. and redwood rd. east to 1000 w. these degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, b-st–lity, p-wn procedures, ford trucks, nascar, using any random item to -ssist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and auto zone sku numbers.
i wonder of that chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?
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