chestnut spread
placing premature -j-c-l-t–n on the chest of an individual performing f-ll-t– on you in a christmas themed environment
i was so excited when the mariah carey christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, i lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly christmas sweater.
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