Chestnutsack


a n-ts-ck found roasting over an open fire.
steve: ugggh… i was sooo drunk at the campout last night.
carl: really? let me see your b-lls.
steve: what?
carl: don’t worry, just pull ’em out.

steve cautiously pulls out his t-st-cl-s, slowly, one by one.

carl: ahhh, just what i suspected, you’ve got a chestn-ts-ck.
steve: what does that m–
carl: you turned your b-lls into marshmallows, thats what it means.
steve: well… sh-t.
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