Chevrolet

ahhh, chevrolet. this automaker has a history like a roller coaster.

in the 50’s they made some of the most fantastic cars you could buy, with flair and flash and cl-ssic american charm. in the 60’s and 70’s they built some of the meanest and ferocious muscle cars. however, when the 1980’s came about, car quality fell off a cliff. they were so cheap and plasticky and just plain bad. in the from 1990 to 2007, their cars were just terrible. after 2007, quality slowly got better and better. today’s chevies are very good, they have technology and style like no other car. in a world of beige toyotas and hondas, chevrolet cars stand out and provide very good deals for the money. chevrolet ltz cars can be picked up for $17k and have the same quality as some bmw cars. they are also supremely reliable and the highest mileage car was a chevrolet silverado, which had over one million miles.
that chevrolet looks pretty fine…
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constantly having every vehicle recalled over lousy engineering techniques

some cars from chevrolet are nice like the c6 corvette, but most of them are just…junk!!!
cracked heads, every vavle rattles, oil leaks, engine ticks
redneck 1: man this truck needs some work

redneck 2:like what?

redneck 1: chevrolet repairs
do you know what a daewoo car is? i’ll tell you what they are, they’re a big pile of sh-t.

and i’ll tell you why daewoo cars are cr-p too. in j-pan, making a car is an exercise in science and efficiency, constantly striving for a better car in which ever way possible. the europeans design cars with p-ssion, whether it be german engineering or italian flair for design.

however, in korea, they’re viewed as fridges. as anonymous m-ss produced white goods. there is no p-ssion for the car, they just knock em out fast and cheap. there’s no need to design these cars, they’ll just go for whatever is cheapest.

that is the reason why daewoo cars are a bag of b-ll-cks. everyone in britain knows this, so what did general motors do? they rename daewoo to chevrolet. check it out on google, look for chevrolet’s european site, there’s no corvette there unlike the american one, but there is the sh-tcart that is the daewoo matiz. wait, i mean chevrolet matiz.

so apparently, by defiling the name of the trustworthy american car manufacturer, general motors believes that it’ll con us into buying their tripe. every time a new chevrolet is sold, a person is conned out of their money for some poor quality korean merchandise.

and that’s why i’ve written this definition, for anyone who doesn’t know. stay away from chevrolet cars in europe, they’re f-cking sh-t.
hey mike, i just got a new chevrolet corvette, it’s well nice.

oh wait, i’m in the uk, so it’s just a corvette, you know, gm had to drop the chevrolet label on that car so it wouldn’t be confused with the t-rd on wheels cars they sell over here.
the largest brand of general motors and one of the greatest automobile brands ever created. it is often mocked for being a low-quality brand which is a common myth -ssociated with american cars. “chevys” are known for producing high-powered muscle cars, dependable pickups and suvs, and now the most fuel-efficient compact cars on the road. they are produced with the same amount of quality and effort you will find in any toyota, honda, or ford.
1st guy: i just got a new toyota corolla! it gets 34 mpg on the highway!

2nd guy: that’s great man! my chevrolet cruze gets 42 mpg on the highway. i just traded my corolla for it. you know, i wanted to save money on gas and all that.
constantly having every vehicle recalled over lousy engineering techniques

yes there cars look cool. ex. cobalt ss, corvette, camaro, and impala’s.

yet the least relaible cars ever manufactured.
i have had all my buddies say after owning there chevy they have problems then they buy something else and the problamo is solved.
my chevrolet corvette smoked that stang. but i blew a f-cking gasket

my cobalt ss just wrecked that srt4. but when i drove it days later the f-cking clutch blew out
cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time
that guy looks cool in his queer -ss chevrolet camaro
cheap heap every valve rattles oil leaks every time
how many old chevrolets do you see on the road compared to old fords? not many because they are junk!