Chronie


a kiteboarder who owns an ozone chrono kite and uses it to regularly have fun while kiteboarding in winds as light as 5 knots.
the chronies are having fun kiteboarding in 5 knot winds again while the rest of us are just sitting on the beach waiting for more wind.

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