Chewing the Towel
“chewing the towel” refers to the act of performing oral s-x on a girl who is currently on her period. “towel” is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.
“dude, my girl and i want to hook up, but she’s on her period. guess i’m chewing the towel tonight.”
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