Chexing
during s-x, it is the act of which a woman or a man bites off (or rips off with their mouth) his/her s-x mate’s p-n-s. the man or woman could also bite off the female s-x mate’s breast. it is a more painful experience than pleasurable, and the person who was chexed can only survive for so long with our his gentiles. however, a woman who had her breast chexed off has a better rate of surviving than a male without his p-n-s.
1. “whoa, dude! there is no bulge in your pants! did you get chexed?”
“yeah, and it hurts like h-ll. my doctor says i will only live for one more week.”
2. “holy sh-t martha! do you have breast cancer? why do you only have one b–b?”
“no, i just got chexed a couple nights ago.”
3. “hey kevin shouldn’t we be chexing tonight? are you ready to have your d-ck bitten off?”
“h-ll no. i wont live for long if we do that. let’s just go for -n-l, okay?”
chat + s-xting = chexing
chat s-x
s-xting
cybers-x
booty caller
s-x
masturbation
chat
he: “do you have big b–bs?”
she: “what?!? we just met. i thought you wanted a long-term relationship!”
he: “do you like it when a man uses his…..”
she: “okay, stop right there. i’m not chexing with you tonight!!”
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