chexting

a moronic media-invented fusion of “cheating” and “texting,” designed to indicate when one is being unfaithful to their significant other by use of cell phone text messages. the very fact that this word exists in a modern lexicon is proof that it’s time to step aside and let the dolphins have a go as the dominant species, as we’ve clearly wasted our potential.
sally: “zomg did you hear that billy is totally chexting on my bff jill?”
saborlas: -slap-
cheating via text messaging.
if you are in a relationship, but are basically in love with another girl (i.e. the “girl next door”), and you choose to converse and address this “other girl” in an exceptionally flirtatious and secretive texting manner, thus, you are chexting.

example: “mmm..kinky! what’s your favorite position?” or “spill it before i have to spank you!” or “imma be like a waffle cone that’s dripping down to the floor” or “my back hurts babe…prolly from lifting u lol…next time i’ll lift you and put u in that position u like so much…deal?” or “will u bare my children?” or “maybe i’ll earn a kiss b4 u leave” or “i love you…wanna b my girl?”

“omg he has a girlfriend and he sends that other girl such flirty/naughty texts…he’s so chexting!”
the act of cheating on a spouse through text with another person.
bryan was chexting on heather.
1. chatting through texting. often accompanied by snacking on chex mix.
1. he smiled while he chexted.

2. they broke it off by chexting eachother.
when you text people pictures of chex cereal
person 1: stop chexting me in the middle of the night.

person 2: but its so beautiful (insert picture of chez cereal here)
texting while attending or being within a church.
he was chexting me this morning while he was at m-ss; apparently the homily was really good

“the girl next to me in my pew is falling asleep, i’m chexting to stay awake!”
checking in on someone via text
i will be chexting you in a bit.