chezbugger
a chezb-gg-r is pretty much the same thing as a cheeseburger but it has artificial cheese (chez) and artificial burger (b-gg-r). so its a chezb-gg-r.
steve: welcome to macdonalds, how may i help you today?
john: 1 fatty chezb-gg-r please.
steve: really man!?! your srsly gonna let my job (macdonalds) f you up today?!?
john: this is horrable service, im going to kfc, they have better service.
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