Chezwombecafe


an urban creature created in mrs creed-walkers d+t food cl-ss, but is nearing extinction. the creature is a small hamster like figure with legs the size of babies fingernails. some rare breeds have funky stripes on their back and scott is cut.
i don’t need help anyway

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