Chia


female with a quirky att-tude and tends to be really random and strange.
chia says: “i will never die.”, she also says: “dank means dark and wet. like behind my eyeball.”
puerto rican slang for a girl on the side, a girl that a dude is cheating with regularly.
david’s girlfriend is maria, but his chia is alexis and you will always catch them together when maria is away at school.
an phrase coined by young jeezy that expresses the user’s kinship with whomever is the object of the chia. may be used to express agreement, celebration, greeting, or any other, usually excited, emotions that the user may be feeling at the moment.
alexej: (upon waking up and leaving the room) dude, can i get a chia?
philip: chhhhhiiiiiiiiaaaa!
alexej: chia. (leaves)
chia, chilling here in the atmosphere. made famous by timothy delaghetto who made a song called ‘chia’ dedicated to his lady, however is now commonly used to say that you’re doing well/relaxing/chilling/ happily doing nothing.
‘bro, sup?’

‘chia’
1) n. the delta, or change, in one mood to another to positively effect the outcome.

2) v. to change a mood from negative to positive.
3) n. v. adv. unreal, extravagant, unable to be expressed by words.
4) n. term of absolute delight.
1) i just got fired, but got hired by the compet-tor, chia
2) this is a bad day. chia, wow this day just got awesome.
3) chia.
4) oh chia!!!! this is going to be amaaazing!
when something so amazing happens that things such as yee, yeah, h-ll yeah or even fo’ sho if you’re feeling gangster lose meaning.
the brainiac:
” dude i just aced my pre-calc final” “chia!!!”

the triumph of all ages:
when your friends find out that you just got with the girl you’ve been wanting since freshman year you throw out a nice chia!!!

“when you pin a guy in seven seconds–chia!!!”

the bro:
when you realize your friend isn’t hanging out with you because he’s getting some.
to proclaim great excitement and/or accomplishment. a way to express you enjoyment, satisfaction or happiness. can also be used to disrespect your opponents. can be said chia boy as well, for extra emphasis
i just beat you in a game of pool, chia! chia!

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