Chić Douchébag
equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.
the clothing style often features gentleman’s casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.
the behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.
ex: individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. yells across the workplace to him “get to work you skin-tag–ss n-gg-!”. then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with “have a wonderful day.”
friend: “hey man, what are you wearing? it looks tight af.”
individual: “it’s called chić douchébag n-gg-! get with it!”
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