while banging a girl from behind, you take a bottle of hot sauce and poke the tip into her -sshole, quickly grab ahold of her hips and let her do all the work as she feels the burning inside of her -ss.
so i gave that girl a chicago -ss fire last month, and she still wont talk to me.
- Max Gay
the kool kids klub phaggot mascot who turns down hawt -ss when it chases him. max: the hawt blonde with that tight -ss bit my neck and grabbed my caulk bro. i had to ran away from her around the bar while she chased me. conclusion: i only like hermaphrodites, so unless s/he can show […]
crazy but loving…stern but silly…he can direct anybody’s choir and is very knowledgable about gospel music. on the surface he can seem cold, but inside he’s one of the most caring people anyone could ever meet…but try beating him to the dance floor. dujuor gone get us together if we don’t get this part.
having a hard time acquiring marijuana “i aint got no more drug dealers in my contacts, what are we gonna do billy?!” nugstrife foreal
its the one word you say before you die that means everything that you cant say. if your really black and you live in the hood, your probly ganna get stabbed so when you do you say “figlofstentine” to your closest bud and he will know you care.
- Filipino Furburger
south-east asian coochie. even if it is not from the philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was. i cant wait to get back to manila and start hitting that filipino furburger – with or without cheese…