chicago cheese


the art of traveling to chicago from j-pan with your uncle carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and carl realize you are hotdogs-xual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by carl’s psycho ex-wife, bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and carl’s children carry on the business, by using c-m as cheese.
“yo man, let’s go buy some chicago cheese”
“h-ll yeah bro”

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