Chicago Mary


another term by jc in chicago. this is an affectionate term for all those attractive middle aged women (milfs) that come to chicago on business and troll the local bars looking for a one night s-xual adventure.
she said she was from kansas here on business but, turned out to be a chicago mary.

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