Chicago Spicer
the act of hollowing out a jalapeño pepper and using it as a condom.
optional: recommended that the v-g-n- be lubed up with chunky salsa and the man wear a sombrero and faint mustache to add to the mexican authenticity.
“i couldn’t tell if juanito was enjoying our chicago spicer last night, his eyes were tearing up bad”
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