cinnabond
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto someone who is a redhead, frosting them like a cinnamon roll.
chloe did not expect her date with steve to end with her getting cinnabond in the middle of giving him a handjob.
next time aim that thing somewhere else, i’m tired of being cinnabond!
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