chicago tribune
a reverse t-tty f-ck (see cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his -ss cheeks resembling a newspaper
last night i asked todd for a cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, i ended up getting a chicago tribune.
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