Chicago Unicorn
the art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. the woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his d-ck against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his b-lls. the end result should be m-ss amounts of s-m-n in her hair and on her back.
guy 1: dude, last night was great. me and my girl finally did the chicago unicorn
guy 2: no way! how did it feel?
guy 1: it was magical.
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