chick lapse
doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.
(not to be confused with chicks’ laps, which are significantly cooler)
dude uno: hey so are you and matt on speaking terms now?
dude dos: na, i f-cked up our relationship by going after his girl
stacey.
dude uno : man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
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