chick repellent


a attribute or feature that prevents a guy from getting any p-ssy. many things can fall under the category of chick repellent because most chicks are evil stuck-up b-tches with surrealistically high standards to begin with. examples of chick repellent are bad teeth, poor hygiene, lack of game, having no self-confidence, shyness, having a wack personality, being too fat or too skinny, being short, having no sense of style or wearing unfashionable clothing, a beat up old hooptie for a car or having no car at all, etc. perhaps, the greatest example of chick repellent is being flat -ss broke. because afterall, having -ssloads of dinero is the complete opposite of chick repellent. a man who does not have f-ckloads of money is equivalent to a man not having a p-n-s in the eyes of many women in american society today. sometimes it doesn’t matter. certain guys no matter how good looking, well-dressed or tall they are will always get turned down by the ladies. this is probably because these dudes have chick repellent for pheromones or some sh-t. who knows.
i don’t know why you and juan are going out to the bar to try to bag girls again tonight. that motherf-cker reeks of chick repellent. he’ll be lucky if he any p-ssy before he dies.

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