chick sickness
the feeling a dude gets when he has a h-ll of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.
symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks
person 1: “dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her.”
person 2: “that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness.”
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