Chicken Beater
it is another word for a mans forearm, often used in relation to the size. when one is beating a chicken on the head, one makes the same movement as if one is masturbating (known now as chicken beating). and when one m-st-rb-t-s a lot, one has a large forearm.
dave: “bl–dy ‘ell mate. can tell you’ve been single for quite a while. check out the size of your chicken beater!”
bill: “i know man. too much time on my hands. i’ve been cracking one out at least 3 times a day just to p-ss the time.”
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