chicken counter
someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.
a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
“they were up so much at halftime he was being a huge -ss chicken counter. and they f-cking lost. it was awesome.”
bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on lsu i cant wait..
steve: yea maybe
-2 hours later-
bob: i f-cking hate the jets.
steve: chicken counter.
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