the act of poking the head of a flaccid p-n-s down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scr-t-m and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked p-n-s head. the finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) then, when you let go… yell “bwak bwak, chicken hatch!” and watch the p-n-s slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.
we used to do this as pre-p-b-scent children! loads of fun! hahaha
this may only work for “growers” , not “show-ers”
- vienna fingers
vienna fingers is the s-xual act of female receiving a fingerbang from a male or female partner. the hallmark of vienna fingers is that the fingerbanging is performed by someone of austrian descent. susie finally hooked up with the new exchange student at her school from vienna, austria. after a few dates, she finally let […]
- sandwich wh*r*
a sandwich wh-r- is a woman who will have s-x with an incentive of as little as a sandwich. often she is a unskilled gold-digger. she is such a sandwich wh-r-! look, she got in his car only after he promised to take her to mickydee’s!
a guy that is really outgoing, and super funny. a dayvion are great people and are usually black males. dayvion’s are really sweet and they hate seeing people cry . but be careful dayvion’s are ladies man they love the ladies and will f-ck anything with girl -ssets . but once they find the one […]
that which must be returned immediately when one is in a situation they desire not to be, a’la patrick bateman from american psycho. mom: “when are you going to get married and give me grandkids?” me: “i have to return some videotapes”
- california fish wrap
an action during s-x when a girl takes a sh-t as she -rg-sms and the guy shoves his d-ck into the t-rd and c-ms into it the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all