Chicken Lurker
refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.
supermarket worker: i waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when i reduced the wings to 99p.
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paramedic: what happened to your face?
supermarket worker: i was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when i discretely re-priced the wings.
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