Chicken Monster


the single greatest, most powerful sub sandwich in sandwich history. it consists of five different types of chicken, ranging from buffalo spicy chicken to terayki chicken and even two different types of chicken fingers. includes lettuce, banana peppers, and one randomly placed jalapeno pepper. oh, it makes you p–p like a motherf-cking waterfall of p–p. yeah, you heard me.
“oh my goodness, rob you consumed that entire chicken monster from subway!”

get outta the way…. i got a chicken monster sh-t coming on….

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